You might be able to identify the true colors of a person by the way they break up. Some people come up with lame excuses for a breakup and never spit out the real truth. Following are some bad breakup excuses:
- "I am not a people person" - You should have figured this out before getting me involved in your life.
- "I am not attracted to you" - Were you blind when we first met. My looks haven't changed!
- "I am seeing someone else" - Oh wow, you tell me this NOW?
- "You deserve better" - Isn't that up to me to decide?
- "It's not you, it's me" - At what point did you figure this out? 3 years after we were together?
- "I'm going to be a father" - I guess that tells me where you've been when you said you were working late. I'm not the one that is pregnant!
- "I can't be tied down" - You should have thought about that before I invested 2 years of my life.
- "I can't do a long distance relationship" - The distance between California and Arizona hasn't changed since we first met. You had no problem then.
- "You've changed" - Are you sure it isn't you that has changed?
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